Worst Albums of the Year 2009

Chris Brown – Graffitito do anything to excite or innovate the genre and fine
If the entire assault and battery charges against hisAllen floating along a little too comfortably. At least
then girlfriend, Rihanna hadn’t happened, this albumAdam Lampert has the guts to throw in some glam
probably wouldn’t have been given such terribleand 70s hard rock influences into his record. Allen could
reviews. It’s not a very good album but it’s nothave a good record in him if he broke free of his
a terrible album either. The fact is that it is just anotherboring, everyman image and actually wrote some
boring R&B album talking about money, clothesclever tunes.
and Mercedes parts that fails to address the situationTokio Hotel – Humanoid
that Chris Brown finds himself in. Rihanna on the otherI’m still waiting for this band to fall off the face of
hand took to the issue head on with her dark,the earth, and hopefully, with the critical hate pounded
experimental and introspective new record that wason this record, it is sooner rather than later. This ugly
released on the same day as Brown’s Graffiti. TooGerman band rode high on the teen-pop moment of
bad Brown didn’t use the negative publicity of theDisney’s Highschool Musical stars and the Jonas
incident to put out a unique record that wasn’t fullBrothers, banking on their emo hair styles and piercings
of faceless and largely obnoxious R&B.to set them apart and endure them to the slightly more
Kris Allen – Kris Allenedgy teenagers. Their music is a shiny mix of
The American Idol runner-up is going to have a hardpop-punk and soaring wannabe emotional theatrics
time breaking out of this boring and likable pretty-boythat come off as cloying and robotic, but maybe that is
image that his people have boxed him into. There isthe point. There are catchy melodies but these guys
nothing unique or special about his debut record, and itsare going to have a tough time reconciling their image
biggest fault is that Allen doesn’t have much of awhen they age a few years.
personality. The 13 soft rock tracks on the record fail