The Story of a Cat and a Robot Which Ended in Tragedy For All

Marianne loved her cat more than anything else in thehimself at the forefront.
world. After her divorce her cat was all she had toMarianne was not so sure about this, as she was still
show for her 15 years of love and devotion to hersick that she lost her cat. Theodore was all she had
husband who ran off with a younger woman. Well, herleft, and now he was gone, she didn't really want to
cat and also her beautiful home on the cliffssue for money, she didn't really know what she
overlooking the California coast and beach below.wanted, no amount of money would be bring
Although she was in her early 40s, she was still veryTheodore back. The attorney figured that in the future
beautiful, tone, and took care of herself. It was far toofinished products liability lawsuits for personal tech
soon to start dating again, and so she stayed home allrobotics used for in-home elderly care would be a
day, did her exercises, her art, watched her favoritehuge business and this was just a lucky break needed.
television shows, and snuggled up with her cat, whichHe knew the jury would eat it up, and even though it
her husband had named "Theodore" and her catwas only a cat, and he'd hoped he could find his first
seemed to like the name, and she didn't have the heartcase where a robot had caused the unexpected,
to change it.untimely, and unfortunate death of an actual human,
It was that time of year again, Theodore wasthis could work out nicely, he thought. Once he gets
shedding fur ever so slightly, and Marianne wasthis case law on the books for the cat case, and if
cleaning the hair off the sofa in the living room with athere was a sizable monetary award, he'd be halfway
brush. The cat loved to play when she did that,home in the future filing a wrongful death case for a
attacking her hand and the brush, but she hadn'thuman.
trimmed his claws lately, so she put the cat outside onThe case took a couple of years, and Marianne was
the beautiful redwood patio which extended from theperfect, she cried on the witness stand about how the
back of our house over the cliff, where it was on stilts.robotic vacuum cleaner, which was once the cat's
The cat's favorite play toy was actually a roboticfavorite toy, attacked it, and killed her beautiful and
vacuum cleaner, and so she put the robotic vacuumwonderful Theodore, how she watched in horror as
cleaner out with the cat knowing that it couldn't fall offher cat fell to the rocks below. The jury awarded half
the patio to the rocks hundreds of feet below,million dollars. The judgment shocked the robotic
because her husband had installed a kickboard whichcommunity, and almost overnight insurance companies
was a good six or 8 inches high around the perimeter.raised premiums for finished products liability insurance
The house was absolutely gorgeous and it had been inby 150% for all robotics manufactures.
a couple of designer magazines and evenThis caused a ripple effect, as all the companies
Architectural Digest Magazine many years the prior.providing robotic in-home elderly care units immediately
The cat just looked at her funny when she put himraised their prices, which also ended up costing the
outside because she always went out there with him,already nearly bankrupt Medicare system, as
when she read a book or sunbathed. Theodore stoodCongress a year earlier had put in provisions to pay
at the sliding glass door for a few moments watchingfor voice activated and speech recognition
her on the couch brushing the hair. The robotic vacuumwheelchairs, military amputee mind controlled
was busy going back and forth, and Theodore wasn'tprosthesis, and robotic personal assistants for home
that interested in playing with it at first.ridden elderly seniors with serious ailments or who
But eventually, her cat started to chase around, stalk it,were physically challenged.
and then pounce. Once Marianne was completedMany startup robotic companies had trouble getting
brushing the couch, she poured herself some iced teaventure capital funding, angel investors, or even the
and went over to the window to watch her cat playfinished products liability insurance they needed to sell
with his favorite robot toy. Theodore looked up andtheir products after that. Large high-tech retailers
saw her standing in the glass, and wasn't payingdemanded to be additionally insured on the insurance
attention as the vacuum cleaner zoomed toward him.policies, and would take no less than $10 million
At the last minute, when it touched one of his frontaggregate on the policies for the products that these
paws, he jumped up, and backwards right in betweenrobotic manufacturing companies produced.
two of the upright redwood columns holding the railingThe Silicon Valley attorney became very famous and
and over the edge he fell. Marianne started screaming,is often cited in the American Bar Association Journal,
she didn't know what to do, there was no way to gothe futurist magazines, and in other popular high-tech
down to the rocks below without hiking a good half aand science magazines. Marianne did not get all the
mile around where there was a little trail to get tomoney from the huge award, 45% went to the
where Theodore was lying on the rocks below.attorney, and she ended up giving another 15% of the
She didn't know if he was alive or dead, but nothingdifference to a company which specialized in
could survive that long of a drop. When she finally did"structured settlements" and Marianne still cried every
reach Theodore her worst fears were confirmed.night for many months. By the time she finally did
There was nothing she could do, she was so angryreceive her money, well over a year and a half later
when she got back up to her house she picked up theshe didn't even care.
robotic vacuum cleaner which was still bouncing"Theodore VS Robotic Automaton Vacuum
around the patio and she hurled it off the patio as farManufacturing LLC (RAVM LLC)" in 2012 turned out to
she could throw it and watched it crash on the rocksbe the case law that started it all. Today, high-tech
below breaking into 1000 pieces.lawyers, and class action attorneys rule the robotics
Her friend and confidante next door gave her theindustry. Some believe that this is what is now stifling
phone number of an attorney that specialized injobs in America during this recession and preventing
high-tech in Silicon Valley. Her friend convinced her toUS companies from competing in the global robotics
talk to him about suing the robotic manufacture. It turnsmarket here in 2025. Many academic law professors
out that this high-tech attorney was looking for a casebelieve that this is the case that started it all, but
where a robot had seriously maimed, or killed a human.believe that robotics companies must be held
The attorney was hoping to cash in on the future ofaccountable for injuries of humans or household
robotics in America, and file a large class-actiondeaths from faulty engineering or negligence.
"finished products liability" claim. Marianne was just*** Note: this story came to me after reading an
what he needed, and being an innovative attorneyinteresting article online about the future of robotic law.
himself he was figuring out how he could position"Scientists, lawyers mull effects of home robots" By
himself to ride the future wave of robotic artificiallyBrooke Donald (AP) - Dec 6, 2009.
intelligent androids and establish new case law putting