| Over a decade has passed since I crested the hill of | | | | and stumbled out of the store. |
| age continuum and yet it just dawned on me last year | | | | It didn't dawn on me until the next morning what an |
| at 53, I should be getting more roll out of my drives | | | | impact that brief encounter with the massage chair |
| than I did before! Seriously I'm no physicists but even I | | | | had. For the first time in years I awoke without a stiff |
| know that golf balls roll further down hill. And I'm | | | | back! |
| definitely over the Hill! | | | | A little research online and I found that most experts |
| Despite my convoluted theory, the evidence shows | | | | agree that a good massage can help increase your |
| that I'm hitting the golf ball shorter and shorter each | | | | flexibility, prevent injuries and help you recover faster |
| year. Not only that but I'm twice as pooped after each | | | | from a round of golf. Experts aside, I couldn't argue |
| round! None of this seems fair...not when you consider | | | | with the way I felt, and I didn't want to. |
| the thousands of rounds played, hours practiced and | | | | So I did indeed end up purchasing a massage chair, but |
| dollars spent on golf equipment and golf lessons. All for | | | | not that pimply mall sales kid's model. By doing some |
| what? Not since I fired my last financial advisor had I | | | | massage chair comparison online I found a whole |
| seen and ROI this bad. | | | | world of superior products. Now I enjoy a massage in |
| In a last ditch effort to salvage my dying personal golf | | | | the comfort of my living room every morning and |
| corporation, last spring I made a rather large | | | | every night. |
| investment in a robotic massage chair. Passing through | | | | Despite dreams of rewinding my golf game 20 years |
| the mall after a particularly brutal round of golf I | | | | not coming true, I can say this for sure, now that I |
| popped in to a novelty store in search of a gift for a | | | | regularly use my massage chair I feel a whole heck of |
| nephew. Instead of a present for him I ended up taking | | | | a lot better after a round of golf than I did before. I |
| a nap in the stores demo shiatsu massage chair! | | | | walk on to the first tee with a loose back from my |
| Needless to say the nap didn't last long as I was | | | | morning massage and that helps to keep me from |
| awoken by a pimply sales kid who wanted to tell me | | | | aggravating my muscles during the round. |
| all about the model I was sitting and the benefits of | | | | I may still be missing out on that extra roll on my drives |
| massage chairs in general. In my foggy, have asleep | | | | from golfing over the hill, but at least the enjoyment is |
| state, I politely mumbled something about just looking | | | | back! And that's what really matters. |